WHITE'S LAW

A picture is worth a thousand words (unless it's a plot with indistinguishable colors and unlabeled axes). ​

-Prof. Loren White, Jackson State University

ARONOFF'S EXPLANATION OF THE HUMAN CONDITION

 "I'll never be as great as I want to be, but I'm willing to spend the rest of my life trying to be as great as I can be."

-Drummer Kenny Aronoff, from his book "Sex, Drums, Rock 'n' Roll: The Hardest Hitting Man In Show Business"