Thursday, December 26, 2024

THE COMPENDIUM OF ALTERNATIVES TO THE ELF ON THE SHELF

 For this past holiday season, thanks to easy AI tools like ChatGPT and Gemini, I was able to roll out a selection of alternatives to the Elf on the Shelf.  Check them out!

Monk on a bunk.


Cassowary in the statuary.


A Quaker Laker.


For the Al Stewart fans out there, 24 Parrots on 24 Carrots.



A coot tooting a flue with a newt on a boot by the loot.


A gallinule in a swimming pool.


A squeegee on Fiji.




A prawn on the lawn.


A shag on a bag.

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A picker on a Packer.


 A goshawk on a moss rock.

Bugs on pugs!

Bugs on mugs!


Fudds in the suds


Sam on SPAM

Jiminy in the chimney

Fred in bed

Shout out to fans of the old Oakland Raiders: Ghost on the post

Homage to Theodore Geisel: Cat in the Hat.

Beef on a leaf

A hake on a rake

Mickey Mouse on a sticky house

Yogi on a hoagie

Marge on a barge

Bart in a cart

Spider-Man with a cider can

Willie on a filly

A dog in the fog

Armadillo under a weeping willow

Dragon in a wagon

Fox in a box

Croc on a dock

Smurf on turf

A gill on a hill

Snoop on the stoop
Armadillo on a pillow

Owl with a towel


Snipe with a pipe

Grouse on the house


Sasquatch with a wristwatch

Loon on the moon


Lizard in a blizzard

Crane on a train


A buck and a duck on a truck stuck in the muck

A stork on pork

A Limpkin on a pumpkin

Parrot on carrot

Beaver with a cleaver

A rail in a pail 

Another hake on a rake
A bear in a chair

A shark in the park

A skunk in a trunk

A weasel on the easel

A pollywog on a holly log

An eel in the wheel

A mink on the rink

A skink on the rink. 



Haddock in a paddock.


Squid on a lid.


Shrike on a bike!

Votive on a locomotive.