Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years old.
Teacher: What? How is that
possible?
Kid: He became a father only when I was born.
Kid: He became a father only when I was born.
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: (goes to map) Here it is.
Teacher: Now, class, who discovered North America?
Children, in unison: Maria!
Children, in unison: Maria!
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile”?
Glenn: k- r- o- k- a- d- i- a- l.
Teacher: That’s incorrect.
Glenn: No, it isn’t. That’s how
*I* spell it!
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: That’s incorrect.
Donald: Why? In your lesson you
said it was H to O.
Teacher: Juan, your essay “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy from him?
Juan: No, it’s the same dog!
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