These classified ads were allegedly found in a Seattle newspaper.
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES: Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog- able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND. DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents/lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
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