it's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame. |
A fool & his money can throw a great party
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LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
- USE BIRTH CONTROL
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Money isn't everything,
But it sure keeps the kids in touch. |
If at first you don't succeed,
Skydiving is not for you |
We are born naked, wet, hungry.
Then things get worse. |
Red meat is not bad for you;
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. |
Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name. |
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs. |
Alabama state motto:
At least we're not Mississippi |
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY. |
The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make up 75% of the population |
"I think Members of Congress should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers, so we could
identify their corporate sponsors."
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The reason politicians try so hard to get
re-elected is that they would hate to try to
make a living under the laws they've passed.
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