BUBBA AT THE REVIVAL

Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the
preacher. After a while, the preacher asks anyone 
with needs to come forward and be prayed over.

Bubba gets in line and when it's his turn the
preacher says, "Bubba, what you want me to pray 
about?" Bubba says, "Preacher, I need you to pray
for my hearing."

So the preacher puts one finger in Bubba's ear and
the other hand on top of his head and prays a while. 
After a few minutes, he removes his hands and
says, "Bubba, how's your hearing now?"

Bubba says, "I don't know preacher, it's not until
next Wednesday."

Once Upon A Time On The High Seas...

Once upon a time on the ocean...
Two tankers were trapped in heavy seas. One carried a load of red paint; the other carried purple.

Despite the heroic efforts of their captains, the ships drifted closer and closer together, until finally, they crashed together.

The sailors were marooned.