UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. 

Allegedly appearing in the Northwest Florida Daily News:
A Crestview, Florida couple drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The woman returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones.  

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

AT THE HIGHWAY REST AREA

Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, 
I stopped at a rest area and head to the bathroom.   I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?'
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, 
'Doin' just fine!'
And the other person says:'So what are you up to?'
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: 
'Uhhh , I'm like you, just traveling!'  
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
'Can I come over?' 
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them  
'No..I'm a little busy right now!!!'  
Then I hear the person say...

'Listen, I'll have to call you back.  There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"