Saturday, February 27, 2021

DILBERT'S SALARY THEOREM

"Dilbert's Salary Theorem," based on the cartoon character Dilbert by Scott Adams, states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as executives and salespersons." 

The theorem is based on the following two well-known sayings: "knowledge is power," and "time is money." 

From physics,

Power = Work/Time

but since it is given,

Knowledge = Power 

Time = Money

therefore:

Knowledge = Work/Money

Solving for Money, thus

Money = Work/Knowledge

Therefore, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Thus: The less you know, the more you make.

Saturday, February 20, 2021

DUQUETTE'S LAW AFTER DaVINCI, McCRAY'S VERSION, DUQUETTE'S RESPONSE, and LAWSON'S OBSERVATION

Duquette's Law: "...'Art is never finished, only abandoned. -- da Vinci.' Also goes for research papers." - Nic Duquette, on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/NicDuquette/status/1027942719086153728


McCray's Version: "(Research) papers are never finished, just abandoned."

https://twitter.com/Er1caD/status/1028065330676084742?s=20


Duquette's Resonse: "Everything is a remix. Da Vinci probably was quoting somebody else too."

https://twitter.com/NicDuquette/status/1028071606432583680?s=20


Lawson's Observation: "Research is art."

https://twitter.com/EdwardLawsonJr/status/1028088556819042305?s=20


Saturday, February 13, 2021

CHEKHOV'S LAW

 “When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot be cured.” - Anton Chekhov

Saturday, February 6, 2021

JORDAN'S DICHOTOMY

"Nothing makes you feel young like going to a trampoline park. 

Nothing makes you feel old again like the day after going to a trampoline park."

- Jason Jordan, on Twitter, 5/25/17