SOCIAL MEDIA, EXPLAINED

Twitter: “I’m eating a donut.”

Facebook: “I like donuts.”

Foursquare: “This is where I eat donuts.”

Instagram: “Here’s a vintage-style photo of a donut.”

Youtube: “Here I am eating a donut.”

LinkedIn: “My skills include eating donuts.”

Pinterest: “Here’s a recipe for donuts.”

Last.fm: “Now listening to ‘donuts’.”

Google Plus: “I’m a Google employee who eats donuts.”

PUNS

Stealing someone's coffee... is that called mugging?

The other day I held the door open for a clown.  It was a nice jester.

Pasteurize- too far to see.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

Whoever invented "knock-knock" jokes should get a no-bell prize.

Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.