KERR'S LAW

"Professors are a series of individual faculty entrepreneurs held together by a common grievance over parking.”

- former University of California president Clark Kerr 

MURRAY'S LAW

"Nothing makes me want to leave a website more than a pop-up window saying, “Are you sure you want to leave this page."- Bill Murray

AUNT ABBIE'S ADVICE

If the sum of a house's ghosts exceeds the sum of its tenants, sell it.  (From Robert Charles Wilson's novel "Last Year.")

BRAUDE'S LAW

"Intelligence is as much a liability as a virtue: it increases your repertoire of possible errors. it just gives you more ways that you can get in your own way, or screw up."  

-Stephen E. Braude, professor of philosophy at the University of Maryland, Baltimore County. (November 2, 2016)

BOURDAIN'S LAW: Remembering Anthony Bourdain A Year After His Passing

"If the waiter takes ten minutes to describe a dish, and it takes three minutes to eat it, something's really wrong"- the late  great Anthony Bourdain. 
That's what I loved about his show- he appreciated a good plate of drunken noodles from a street vendor, or a really well made toasted cheese sandwich at a neighbourhood dive, as much as the fine dishes from a Michelin Star rated restaurant.

SHATNER'S LAW

"There's only one problem flying by the seat of your pants.  Sometimes you end up naked." -William Shatner, in TV GUIDE 8/22/16

DONAHUE'S LAW

"The coin of our realm is the size of our audience."- Phil Donahue

on CNN, June 25 2017

LOPEZ'S LAW

"The people who drink the most Red Bull are the people who seem to have the least going on"

-Chloe Lopez, on Twitter, 11/20/2-14