Arellano's Law

"Blood is thicker than water, but it's not thicker than horchata." - Gustavo Arellano

Originally appeared in his column "Ask A Mexican," 8/3/2017: 
https://www.ocweekly.com/how-hard-is-it-to-be-a-hyphenated-mexican-8303069/

NASH'S LAW

 "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." - Ogden Nash

GROTHE'S LAW

"Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you." - Dr. Mardy Grothe, anthologist, the title of his 1999 book, a collection of chiasmus examples.

BARRY'S LAW

 "Never hang around with people who have access to both mixed drinks and dart-shooting weapons."- Humorist Dave Barry

GILL'S APPLICATION OF THE TRAGEDY OF THE COMMONS TO RITCHIE'S RULE

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. 
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. 
Teach the entire village to fish, and soon there will be no fish left in the lake.
- Tom Gill, applying the "tragedy of the commons" concept to the well-known saying first known to have been written by Ann Ritchie in her novel Mrs. Dymond.