YOU MIGHT BE A PHYSICIST IF...

This week we go back to TOM GILL PREDICTS-  Volume 15, Number 15- for an item adapted

from an email forwarded by Tracy! Gore, who got it from Noodles Kilchoer.
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 You Might Be A Physicist If...
 
 1. If you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.
 
 2. If you chuckle whenever anyone says, "centrifugal force."
 
 3. If you've actually used every single function in Matlab.

 3a. If you know what Matlab is.

 4. If you'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier.
 
 5. If it is sunny and 72 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
 
 6. If when your professor/boss asks you where your homework/report is, you claim 

 to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to
 Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
 
 7. If you frequently whistle the theme song to "The Big Bang Theory."
 
 8. If you always do homework or work on Friday nights.
 
 9. If you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
 
 10. If you have no life - and you can prove it mathematically.
 
 11. If you've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
 
 12. If you hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break
 down its wave function.
 
 13. If you have a pet named after a scientist.
 
 14. If you can't remember what's behind the door in the science building 
 which says "Exit."
 
 15. If you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer,
 because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.
 
 16. If you avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to
 the eventual heat-death of the universe.
 
 17. If you considered any non-science class in college "easy."
 
 18. If you laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
 
 19. If the Humane Society has you arrested because you actually performed
 the Schrodinger's Cat experiment.
 
 20. If you can translate English into Binary.
 
 21. If the "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.
 
 22. If you understood more than five of these indicators.
 
 23. If you print out this page, and post it on your door.