Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but it's still on my list.
Some people appear bright, until you hear them speak.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
We never really grow up: we only learn how to act in public.
World War III will not determine who is right - only who is left.
Knowledge is understanding a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting tomatoes in a fruit salad.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I didn't say it was your fault: I said I was blaming you.
When filling out an application, where it says "in case of emergency, please notify," I put "Doctor."
You don't need a parachute to skydive once. You need a parachute to skydive twice.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Describe yourself in three words: "Lazy."
I missed you! But my aim is improving.
On the other hand, I have four fingers and a thumb.
I got a new coat for my wife. I think it was a fair swap.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
A friend in need is a friend to avoid.
I thought I had child-proofed my house, but they keep getting in!
Good to the last drop. What's wrong with the last drop?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. If the doctor is sexy, keep the apple away.
I haven't slept for ten days. That would be way too long to sleep.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but it's still on my list.
Some people appear bright, until you hear them speak.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
We never really grow up: we only learn how to act in public.
World War III will not determine who is right - only who is left.
Knowledge is understanding a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting tomatoes in a fruit salad.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I didn't say it was your fault: I said I was blaming you.
When filling out an application, where it says "in case of emergency, please notify," I put "Doctor."
You don't need a parachute to skydive once. You need a parachute to skydive twice.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Describe yourself in three words: "Lazy."
I missed you! But my aim is improving.
On the other hand, I have four fingers and a thumb.
I got a new coat for my wife. I think it was a fair swap.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
A friend in need is a friend to avoid.
I thought I had child-proofed my house, but they keep getting in!
Good to the last drop. What's wrong with the last drop?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. If the doctor is sexy, keep the apple away.
I haven't slept for ten days. That would be way too long to sleep.
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