Saturday, August 29, 2015

SIX MANAGEMENT LESSONS EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW: #3

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you just one wish.’
'Me first! Me first!’ says the clerk. ‘I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.’
and Poof! She’s gone.
‘I'm next! I'm next!’ says the sales rep. ‘I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of rum and the love of my life.’
Poof! He’s gone.
‘OK, you’re up,’ the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, ‘I want those two back in the office in an hour.’
THE LESSON: Always let the boss have the first say.

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