Six Rules To Remember

SIX RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.

2. Money can't buy happiness, but it's nicer to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

3. Help somebody when they're in trouble, and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but neither does milk.

6. The grass on the other side is greener because it's fertilized by bullshit.