Saturday, December 10, 2016

PUNS



Stealing someone's coffee... is that called mugging?

The other day I held the door open for a clown.  It was a nice jester.

Pasteurize- too far to see.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

Whoever invented "knock-knock" jokes should get a no-bell prize.

Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.

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