A FISHING STORY
I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth snake with a frog in
his mouth. "Frogs are good bass bait!," I thought to myself.
Knowing the snake couldn't
bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head,
took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Just then, I realized I had a
problem, how was I going to release the snake without getting bit? So, I
grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its
mouth. The snake's eyes rolled back and he went limp. I released him into
the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot. There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.
Life is good when you're fishin'.
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