MY FAVORITE ANIMAL

The teacher asked me what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”
She said that wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed.  My parents told me to always tell the truth.  I did.  I love fried chicken.  I told my mother what happened, and she said my teacher probably really loved animals too.  I love animals, especially chicken, pork, and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office.  I told him what happened, and he laughed too.  Then, he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class, my teacher asked me what my favorite LIVE animal was.   I told her it was the chicken.  She asked me why, so I told her it was you could kill it, pluck off its feathers, and fry it…   She sent me back to the principal’s office.  He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don’t understand.  My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher punishes me when I am.  Today, my teacher asked what famous person I admired most.

I told her, “Colonel Sanders.”
Guess where I am now?