Sunday, January 14, 2018

AT THE HIGHWAY REST AREA


Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, 
I stopped at a rest area and head to the bathroom
.   I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?'
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, 
'Doin' just fine!'

And the other person says:
'So what are you up to?'
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: 
'Uhhh , I'm like you, just traveling!'
  
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
'Can I come over?' 

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
  
'No..I'm a little busy right now!!!'  

Then I hear the person say...
'Listen, I'll have to call you back.  There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"   

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