PONDERISMS

* If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with living expenses for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful.

 

* Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

 

* What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?

 

* If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

 

* Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

 

* Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

 

* Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

 

* Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

 

* The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".

 

* Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

 

* 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

 

* Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

 

* The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 probably died a long time ago.

 

* If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

 

* Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

 

* If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

 

* If 2/2/2222 falls on a Tuesday, can we just call it "2's Day"?