What Am I Missing?

There is a local attorney who is quite aggressive in advertising his web site, "Hit By A Truck, Call Chuck, dot com"

I'm wondering what is next. What am I missing here?

Hit By A Plane, Call Jane?

Hit By A Tram, Call Sam?

Hit By A Canoe, Call Stu?

Hit By A Barge, Call Marge?

Hit By A Van, Call Stan?

Hit By A Bus, Call Gus?

Hit By A Dolly, Call Rollie?

Hit By A Skiff, Call Biff?

Hit By A Tank, Call Frank?

Hit By A Trailer, Call Taylor?

Hit By A Ferry, Call Kerry?

Hit By A Ship, Call Rip?

Hit By A Tug, Call Doug?

Hit By A Trolley, Call Dolly?

Hit By A Cart, Call Bart?

Hit By A Scooter, Call Cooter?

Hit By A Bike, Call Mike?

Hit By A Ski, Call Lee?

Hit By A Raft, Call Taft?

Hit By A Subway, Call Sunay?

Hit By A Jet-Ski, Call Betsy?

Hit By A Yacht, Call Dot?

Hit By A Tube, Call Rube?

Hit By A Taxi, Call Maxie?

Hit By A Chariot, Call Harriet?

Hit By A Wheel, Call Neil?

Hit By A Sled, Call Fred?

Hit By A Sleigh, Call Ray?

Hit By A Surrey, Call Murray?

Hit By A Jet, Call Chet?