Saturday, February 27, 2021

DILBERT'S SALARY THEOREM

"Dilbert's Salary Theorem," based on the cartoon character Dilbert by Scott Adams, states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as executives and salespersons." 

The theorem is based on the following two well-known sayings: "knowledge is power," and "time is money." 

From physics,

Power = Work/Time

but since it is given,

Knowledge = Power 

Time = Money

therefore:

Knowledge = Work/Money

Solving for Money, thus

Money = Work/Knowledge

Therefore, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Thus: The less you know, the more you make.

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