TEACHER: Why are you doing your multiplication practice on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glenn, why do you always get so dirty?
GLENN: I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, please say a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: "I is..."
TEACHER: Millie, that's not correct. Always say "I am."
MILLIE: I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
TEACHER: George Washington chopped down his father's tree, but his father did not punish him. Zack, can you tell us why?
ZACK: Because he still had an axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Maria, do you say prayers before eating?
MARIA: No, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glenn, why do you always get so dirty?
GLENN: I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, please say a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: "I is..."
TEACHER: Millie, that's not correct. Always say "I am."
MILLIE: I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
TEACHER: George Washington chopped down his father's tree, but his father did not punish him. Zack, can you tell us why?
ZACK: Because he still had an axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Maria, do you say prayers before eating?
MARIA: No, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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