A Texan rancher goes Down Under,
meets an Aussie colleague 'n' they talk.
The Aussie boasts of the size of his
station: the Texan sez, "We got ranches bigger'n'that."
They ride around
a little: the Aussie shows off his cattle. The Texan says, "Our longhorns are
twice that size".
The conversation dies down until a mob of kangaroos hops
thru the field. The Texan asks, "what the heck are those?" ... the Aussie
replies, "Damn grasshoppers..."
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