He thought it was fog, but he mist.
She said she recognized me from the Vegetarian Society, but I'd never seen herbivore.
I wrote the script for a performance about puns. It was a play on words.
Broken pencils are pointless.
What does a clock do when it's hungry? Goes back four seconds.
When I was a kid we went on a school field trip to the soft drink factory. It was followed by a pop quiz.
?Cuantos estrellas hay en el cielo? !Cincuenta!
A man from Panama said he could make himself disappear. He counted, "uno, dos..." and he was gone without a tres.
I was up all night trying to figure out where the sun had gone to. Then it dawned on me.
I didn't like my beard at first. But then it grew on me.
Got a bladder infection? Urine trouble!
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