An elementary school teacher gave his students the first half of a well known saying, and asked them to finish it. Here are some of the alleged results.
[This has been going around for so long it's practically a folk tale in itself by now.]
(Part I was posted last week)
A bird in the hand…. Will poop on you.
Better late than… pregnant.
Where there’s smoke, there’s… pollution.
A penny saved is… not much.
When the blind lead the blind,… get out of the way.
Two’s company, three’s… Musketeers.
Don’t put off tomorrow what… you put on to go to bed.
There are none so blind as… Stevie Wonder.
Children should be seen and not… grounded.
You get out of something only what you… see in the picture on the box.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and… you have to blow
your nose.
Happy the bride who… gets all the presents.
If you first you don’t succeed,… reboot the computer.
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