An elementary school teacher gave his students the first half of a well known saying, and asked them to finish it. Here are some of the alleged results. [This has been going around for so long it's practically a folk tale in itself by now.]
(Part II next week)
Don't change horses... until they stop running.
Strike while the... bug is close.
It's always darkest before... Daylight Savings Time.
Never underestimate the power of... termites.
You can lead a horse to water, but... why?
Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty.
No news is... impossible.
A miss is as good as a... Mister.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll... stink.
Love all, trust... me.
The pen is mightier than the... pig.
An idle mind is... the best way to relax.
(Part II next week)
Don't change horses... until they stop running.
Strike while the... bug is close.
It's always darkest before... Daylight Savings Time.
Never underestimate the power of... termites.
You can lead a horse to water, but... why?
Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty.
No news is... impossible.
A miss is as good as a... Mister.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll... stink.
Love all, trust... me.
The pen is mightier than the... pig.
An idle mind is... the best way to relax.
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